Parafucktion 

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

Parafucktion by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

Perfucktion 

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.

Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.

Perfucktion by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010

Profucktion 

Fucking protection

You bring ur profucktion tonight fool?

Profucktion by LilMsy101 June 17, 2009

perfucktionist 

A softer version of a perfectionist who does not give a fuck if no one appreciates what they have just made. Moreover, a perfucktionist will tell you to go fuck yourself if you start criticising their work. A perfucktionist knows what they have made is just perfect and fuck all those who disagree.

Save your breath and don't criticise John's painting. He's a perfucktionist, so all your efforts will be wasted.

perfucktionist by Murdoc Kylburne March 13, 2018