Parafucktion
Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.
Parafucktion by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007
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perfucktionist
One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.
The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.
perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016
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Perfucktion
Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.
Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.
Perfucktion by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010
Profucktion
Profucktion by LilMsy101 June 17, 2009
perfucktionist
A softer version of a perfectionist who does not give a fuck if no one appreciates what they have just made. Moreover, a perfucktionist will tell you to go fuck yourself if you start criticising their work. A perfucktionist knows what they have made is just perfect and fuck all those who disagree.
Save your breath and don't criticise John's painting. He's a perfucktionist, so all your efforts will be wasted.
perfucktionist by Murdoc Kylburne March 13, 2018
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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