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instant is how fast Arthur Mitchell says "shut up cunt" at the dinner table in Dexter
"I am so thankful for you Arthur!"
"shut up cunt"

My god, your response was so instant, I didn't even have time to finish
by meatsim May 21, 2011
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A royal pita! That will vote for whoever is on tv the most.
Instant voted for him because she is stuck on the obama network channels.
by Profesor Frank September 04, 2009
Anyone who gets promoted to a rank above yours when they've only just arrived when you've been in the same job years and you can't see why there more suitable than you. Used when your feeling enbittered.
He's another bloody instant. An instant supervisor just add weeks.
by Geoooooooo March 28, 2005

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