smeagol's equivalent of crystal meth
because smeagol hasn't had the precious for so long, he is in a constant state of meth withdrawl.
by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 27, 2010
Noun: An object of obsession. Often applied sarcastically to an otherwise ordinary, or unremarkable object that holds great affection from its owner.

Implies illogical adoration toward an object of little or obscure value.
My husband spent over $5000 trying to fix up that old junker out back; its like his precious or something.
by ysing February 01, 2006
A girl who has a baby and acts like her relationship with her baby daddy is perfect. But doesn't know her baby daddy cheated on her with a female she doesn't know.
Girl one: doesn't she know you dated her baby daddy
Girl two: No,but that's precious
by Mickey Baybee June 08, 2014
A cute amazing young lady

Hot/pretty girl
Nice to every single person
Love candy.
Girl 1:"Hey there is Precious"
Girl 2:"she is so nice and kind"
by Hello everyone November 04, 2013
kodak moment
When the show-off kook skater ate cement, trying to pown the pro, it was sooo precious
by DARK-WOLF (the real DW) May 23, 2009
Noun.

A huge lard ass, often has multiple chins and a large FUPA. A Precious can often be seen raiding various wal-marts or McDonald's, leaving nothing in their wake but salads. If one comes across a Precious, stay away, for their lumbering movements have been know to cause earthquakes that can devastate nations (see HAITI). Things that repel Precious include treadmills, vegetables, tight clothing and voluntary movement.
Oh my god, Precious over there is eating all the food. I guess that is the source of her earthquake power.
by Daman009 June 10, 2010
A more socially acceptable pet name for a woman's punani/cooter/snatch, usually as though referring to a voraciously hungry or angry beast
-- Don't worry, Precious, Daddy's going to feed you right now. Aren't you, Daddy?

-- Oh giiiirl! I ain't NEVER getting a Brazilian again! Precious is STILL screaming!!! (but she IS smooth!)
by AmusesHerself March 27, 2009

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