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The crazy old man from Ren and Stimpy that had a chicken bone coming out of the top of his head.
by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004
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1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.

2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.
Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!!
by JenThe80'sFan January 28, 2004
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A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.
...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.
by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004
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What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.
Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!
by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004
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it's like a trampoline, but after a long night of drinking.
"Let's go bounce on the trambampoline."
by JenThe80'sFan August 5, 2004
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What your response is in a job interview when you want to sound like you know what you're talking about
Job Seeker: A couple of my strong suits are starting fights with my co-workers and calling in sick at least twice a month.

Interviewer: We'll let you know.
by JenThe80'sFan June 23, 2004
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A person who picks things out of the trash in the hopes of making it work again.
Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.

But you have 7 TVs already.

But this one is free.

You're such a trash picker
by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004
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