Powning the Noob

a clever term to describe the male act of masturbation.

#1: dude, why the fuck are u so damn sweaty?

#2: i just got finished powning the noob for a good hour!

Powning the Noob by squanchfest69 March 25, 2009

fake porning 

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

ponning 

A Singaporean Slang meaning to skip school (or other activities) or to play truant.

For Example,

"Samir is ponning school today"

ponning by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014

free poning it 

The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.

Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.

Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!

Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.

free poning it by Larla June 29, 2017

pwning noobs 

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.

"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"

pwning noobs by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008

Good Porning 

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

Good Porning by Kerblasser April 12, 2010

pwning some punani 

The act of destroying someone's pussy with dominance, aptitude and sheer perseverance.

Guy 1: Jack said he was pwning some punani the other day.
Girl 1: I really wish jack was pwning my punani rn.
Guy 1: I'm not gay but I'd let him pwn any day!
Guy 2: Have you seen how dominant he is... wow, dreamy!

pwning some punani by pwning_some_punani November 11, 2019