The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!
by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014
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Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.
Lora let's me do the pooning.
by Heyhohe January 25, 2022
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A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.
"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"
by Codosex April 21, 2010
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1. Surfing the web or talking to your friends on facebook.

2. A last name.
Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.

JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"

There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.
by Piirate Sophia October 23, 2008
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A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.
You put the peen peen in the poon poon.
by Junkrocka May 12, 2008
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Jamaican slang for the female <nsfw> area.
Guurl let me get inside that poon poon!
by ShotzFlared January 19, 2017
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