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Powerlifter Shit 

When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.
Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.
Powerlifter Shit by Shmunky June 21, 2023
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powerlifter

Fat hairy white guy who shaves his head and grows a goatee while binging on McDonalds and listening to heavy metal music but can put up massive weight in the squat, bench press, and deadlift.

Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics.

Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds.

Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.
Skinny guy: Look at that fat powerlifter benching with a 2 inch range of motion.
Skinny guy's Friend: He could still kick your ass and rape you until you love him though.
powerlifter by hbn7890 November 18, 2009

powerlifting 

the sport of dinosaurs. lifting the most weight in the bench press, squat and deadlift is the name of the game.
chucks are the shoe of the sport
the record bench press for a powerlifter is 1005#
powerlifting by niggasense May 1, 2005

powerlifter

Powerlifter. (noun) Person that competes in the sport of powerlifting.
1) John competes in powerlifting competitions, that makes him a powerlifter.
powerlifter by powerlifter January 14, 2009

Powerbitch 

Adj. A person who is beyond the description of "bitch." The kind of person that would knock you down, take your lollipop, and do your boyfriend, all within 10 minutes, and without feeling remotely bad about it.
Person 1: (PB) Oh, I'm sorry, were you carrying on with your pointless, pathetic life here while I walked down the street not caring? Why don't you give me your lollipop to make it all better?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: *to the boyfriend* My, aren't you a cute one...
Person 2: She is SUCH a powerbitch.
Powerbitch by Maggalaggadingdong September 10, 2006

Powerist 

One who schemes or commits tactical acts to remain in power at all costs.
(Noun) The consolidation of humanitarian efforts lies in the hands not of the man behind the desk, but remains at the will of the powerist perched above the pews and behind the locked doors of the bank vault.
Powerist by Janice Deniquez November 16, 2012
The powerlust among certain politicians becomes quite clear, when examining the lengths they will go to secure political backing.
powerlust by Arizona Jaguar September 6, 2017