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5 definitions by Maggalaggadingdong

 
1.
1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".
1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."
by Maggalaggadingdong August 27, 2006
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2.
Similar to a high five, except for as soon as your palms touch, you each wrap your thumb around the other's hand.
That comeback was so awesome, I had to give him a hand hug.
by Maggalaggadingdong May 29, 2006
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3.
1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".
1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."
by Maggalaggadingdong August 26, 2006
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4.
1) A small town in Michigan that is about an hour's drive away from the MSU area. This town has two buildings. (As I said, SMALL.) The first is an "Ice Scream" store, which also sells t-shirts with slogans such as "Been through Hell" and various other souveniers. The other is a small post office, which will singe the edges of letters and postmark them from Hell. Popular place to send allomony checks from. Will also sell you a square inch of Hell for $6.66.

Due to Hell's location, it really does freeze over quite often.

2) A fictional place of torture during the afterlife. A place Unitarians don't believe in.

3) Any place you don't want to be.
1) So, I was walking through Hell yesterday and it was freezing, man. There was almost four inches of snow on the ground.

2)Oh noes! You stole that pen you found in the street?! You're going to Hell!

3) Oh, God. My mom's making us go to Hell. Something about a speech she's giving. All I know is we're spending 4 hours in some hot, sweaty auditorium.
by Maggalaggadingdong August 27, 2006
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5.
Adj. A person who is beyond the description of "bitch." The kind of person that would knock you down, take your lollipop, and do your boyfriend, all within 10 minutes, and without feeling remotely bad about it.
Person 1: (PB) Oh, I'm sorry, were you carrying on with your pointless, pathetic life here while I walked down the street not caring? Why don't you give me your lollipop to make it all better?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: *to the boyfriend* My, aren't you a cute one...
Person 2: She is SUCH a powerbitch.
by Maggalaggadingdong September 10, 2006
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