Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics.
Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds.
Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.
Skinny guy's Friend: He could still kick your ass and rape you until you love him though.