post a nut

To engage in sexual intercourse.

My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.

by Pete Ohia November 6, 2006

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

Post-Nut

The shame of watching porn after you nut.

John: *watches porn*

*nuts*

*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!

by minnaemilia October 16, 2019

Post Traumatic Nut Disorder

You remember a traumatic memory after busting a nut

Baji suffered from Post Traumatic Nut Disorder after fucking the shit out of Chifuyu’s ass

by clovey March 10, 2022

Post Nut

Post Nut is when you regret jerking off to something so bad you cry and never want to see your tiny cock again.

I got Post Nut last night after watching Lesbians Pooping

by funnymanbro April 23, 2022

Post-Nut Depression

The sensation of absolute hopelessness and disgust that is experienced after one has busted a nut

Dude I just blew my load and I'm having the worst case of post-nut depression right now

by Pastalino January 9, 2017

Post Nut Clarity

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

by Im not drunk January 4, 2018