| 1. | post traumatic test syndrome | ||
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May 27, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.
Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students. That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
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| 2. | Host Traumatic Stress Disorder | ||
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The intense fear by party-planners and hosts alike that each minute detail of an event will be less than perfect. Though not recognized as an actual disorder by the DSM-IV, host traumatic stress disorder afflicts millions of party hosts worldwide, and makes life miserable for everyone around them. My mother is going batshit insane over this party we have next week. She might be suffering from host traumatic stress disorder.
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| 3. | Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder | ||
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When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event. 1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder 3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing. 4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head. 5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido. |
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| 4. | Post Traumatic Stress Disorder | ||
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the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
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| 5. | Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE) | ||
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The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery and snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago. "Did you see how much Karen ate after telling us about her latest breakup?""Yeah, she was definitely suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)."
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| 6. | post traumatic school syndrome | ||
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The sinking feeling you get on the last day of summer vacation. "Hey man you look tired."
"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome." |
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| 7. | Traumatic Insemenation | ||
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Rape. I got pregnant from traumatic insemenation.
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