Post

An adjective used to describe things that are dated, unhip, or lame but were once considered "in vogue" and in style. Most commonly used by those who are or think of themselves as fashionably elite.

I can't believe he still listens to drum and bass, that scene is so post.

How could she buy him a furby for his birthday, those things are so post.

by JHBoy September 20, 2006

Post

An excuse to create other genres of music.

Failure: "Do you listen to any Post-Hardcore Melodic Death Punk?"

Me: "Get the fuck out."

by Arking Nerdenheimer February 26, 2009

Post

A piece of wood or metal stuck in the ground.

I ran into the wooden post used to keep the barbwore fence up.

by Q-Y January 25, 2005

Post

for a female to ejaculate all over a hookup's bed, usually leaving an embarrassing stain

Dude, she totally Posted all over my sheets!

by pooooooooooost February 4, 2010

Post

Take a shit, poop

Hey man, I got to go to the bathroom. I got to post one bad.

by wolfen October 22, 2012

Post

the slightly groggy feeling you get after you smoke alot of weed and get super high.

the morning after she tried sour deisle, monica was so post.

by the tallest short one. April 19, 2011

Post

A solid object that Is consistently struck by Adam Kempner during football matches

It’s kempner!! Oh he’s hit the fucking post again!

by Bickfordtown August 31, 2019