| 1. | Globe-trotting | ||
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To go all over the world It's time i went home, iv'e had enough of Globe-trotting
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| 2. | Susan the Happy Trotting Elf | ||
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Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.
Lyrics:
I'm Susan the happy trotting elf I trot and trot and bounce and bounce I smile a lot and that's what counts I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf I'm polite so just for clarity When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!" I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf |
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| 3. | Globe-trotting | ||
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The act of setting a certain extended time period that your penis is exclusively meant for getting head, usually done in a competition of sorts I was globe-trotting last night against Chris and I owned him.
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| 4. | bog arab | ||
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An Irishman/woman, or person of Irish decent. It is said that an Irishman is a bog arab due to the plethora of peat bogs to be found in Ireland.
The nature of this derogatory/endearing term for the Irish person in your life can also be emphasized by adding the following phrases: Caravan-dwelling Horse-wrestling Peat trotting Turnip Munching You see that guy over there? No he doesn't have a speech impediment, he's just a bog arab.
Or the above could read: You see that guy over there? No he doesn't have a speech impediment, he's just a caravan-dwelling,horse-wrestling, peat trotting, turnip munching bog arab. |
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| 5. | trotting twat | ||
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a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all): - you look like a horse - you smoke while wearing tights - you are a midget in love with a goiter - you are ugly - you drive a minivan - you date ian - you love muffins. "Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat." |
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| 6. | Pago | ||
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A greasy, fat, smelly robot that disguises itself as a common household Yorkshire terrier. It sneezes a lot, shows Its alligator teeth, walks around showing off Its talons, loves Puppers, never sleeps, only eats human food, never bathes, has a strange attraction towards Jen, hates Eric, runs fast, drove Java to insanity, loves smelly bones, growls whenever disturbed, and It cannot jump on the couch due to Its obesity. It likes carrots, peppers, pears, raisins, marshmallows, and oatmeal. It’s made up of 19% gak, 70% bacon fat, and 11% lasers. Pago, otherwise known as P.A.G.O. stands for Programmed Autobot Gigabyte Overdrive, but do not be fooled by the word “Autobot.” Pago is in fact a Decepticon. It downloads via satellite and it plans to one day rule all humans and is believed to have started the cult known as the Pagoists. Whenever Pago sneezes, a TXT MSG is sent out to a previously conformed Pagoist society. It’s only known companion is a girlish, fat yorkie named Mack.
WARNING: It has been seen trotting around in a leather jacket and sombrero trying to defecate. DO NOT BE FOOLED! It responds to Pago, Wittle Wittle, Peppers, Mittens, and Mr. Jingles. It can consume one marshmallow in 7.9 seconds. It’s a disturbing process. One can tell the difference between Pago and a regular yorkie by examining the greasy fur and fat physique. Plus, Pago has a computer chip in the back of Its neck. "Wow, did you see that Yorkshire terrier trotting around in a leather jacket and sombrero trying to defecate?"
"NOOOOO! That's no ordinary dog! That's Pago." "Awww fuck! I fucking hate that piece of fucking shit!" "Quick, run away before it sneezes on you!" "Ahhhhhh! Holy Shit-Fuck!" *sneezes made by Pago tilting Its head down and showing Its teeth* |
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| 7. | Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive | ||
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The act of a female initiating sex with a male. Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"
Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened." |
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