porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

porned out by benth February 19, 2010

porked 

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

porked by Jason November 23, 2003

PornedOut 

Pornedout is the act of watching too much porn and then becoming disinterested for several days until once again, the fever returns.

Lisa: Last night I went for a clip and realized I was pornedout. I'm just not feeling it. I will try again in a few days.

PornedOut by Natasha Love September 12, 2013

pornoed 

When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.

Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.

pornoed by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014

porned 

v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.

enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"

bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death

porned by frankyfarts May 20, 2010

Porked 

Accidental anal.

After prom, Danny got Porked in the ass

Porked by gustebeast January 28, 2015

Porked 

The past-tense of the work pork which means to penetrate or penetrated.

Oh man, I porked so many people last night at the party it wasn't even funny.

Porked by lalaalaala September 27, 2006