n. 1. a rather lippy vagina that is often sopping wet.
n. 2. a girl who is acting in a rather annoying and bothersome fashion
Tim: "wanna play with some toys?"
Eric: "you can play with your toys, I'm gonna pound some sweet sliz."
Guy 1: "dude she wouldn't stop texting me and then when I finally got to her house she wouldn't even blow me!"
Guy 2: "text book sliz"
Guy 2 alt.: "why did she have to be so slizzy?"
Guy 2 alt 2: "classic cash of slizzery"
v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.
enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"
bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death
Post girlfriend disorder is a condition in which one grovels in pitty resulting in severe lonliness, bitterness, and assholeness. Your bros start to notice your negative dimeanor and worry. They try to include you in what should be fun activities but turn horribly wrong and every one just ends up talking about the scorpion women.
Guy 1: "hey man you up for a movie?"
Guy 2: "kerry likes movies (pathetic sigh)."
Guy 1: "you need to get out of this P.G.D. man."