40 definitions by benth

tardsome

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

by benth August 1, 2008

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

walmart

An organisation that is in a life and death struggle with China for world domination.

If walmart doesnt win this struggle it will be the end of life as we know it.

by benth May 11, 2008

learning community

A pc term for we fucked up our schools, and want to come out and fuck up yours. It lowers the quality of the good and average schools while not improving the quality of the horrible schools.

Now that we have a learning community, the resources that went to the good schools, are now wasted on the horrible schools.

by benth January 10, 2010

Obama Mama

A white slut who gets fucked by nigga's.

Barbara Walters is an Obama Mama.

by benth May 10, 2008

yorkie

Very expensive cat food.

My cat killed and ate a $1,500 yorkie, he has very expensive tastes.

by benth February 6, 2010

friend girl

A female you don't want to screw. She could be unappealing, not interested, her bothers would rip you dick off. Or very rarely you value this person so much you would rather keep her as a friend , then risk loosing her as a lover.

Why is Judy my friend girl? A piece of as is just a piece of ass, but a true friend is hard to find.

by benth July 11, 2008