43 definitions by benth
| 1. | Disney Channel | ||
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Just another cable channel that went from good to lowest common denominator. If the cable company keeps putting on crap like the Disney Channel they will have to start paying me to subscribe.
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| 2. | Obama magic | ||
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The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen. Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.
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| 3. | obama girl | ||
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A middle class young woman who has yet to learn life's hard lessons, and attaches to Obama the way she attached to boy band rock stars. A political groupie who is on an adventure before she is forced out into the real world. What will an Obama girl do if Obama doesn't win? Her parents will make her get a real job.
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| 4. | Omaha | ||
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A tumor on Nebraska's ass that will eventually consume the state. Omaha will soon annex Lincoln and then move on to Scotts Bluff. If you move away from Omaha , Omaha comes and gets you.
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| 5. | emo | ||
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The look a guy has when he catches his dick in his zipper. No wonder Chet looked really emo last night, he had a zipper accident.
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| 6. | blactivist | ||
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A person who will go halfway across the country to protest racial injustice while in his own hood blacks are killing blacks. I went to Louisiana to fight racism did any thing happen while I was gone? Not really 3 kids were shot and killed. Shit well nobody said that being a blactivist would be easy.
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| 7. | East Omaha Nigga | ||
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An impossibility. No self respecting nigga would even think about living in east omaha. He called me an east omaha nigga so I kicked his ass, not because he called me a nigga, but because he said I was from east omaha.
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