porcelin games 

The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover

Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!

porcelin games by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

Porcelin Rim Job 

When a man gives a girl anal sex and while they are performing sex the man is dunking the girls head in the toilet! When the man lifts the girls head out of the toilet the man slaps the girls head with his dick.

Easiest example is that when your in a bathroom fucking a girl, DUNK her head over and over in the toilet and thats what a Porcelin Rim Job is!!

Porcelin Rim Job by TBone_NJ/HI December 11, 2009

porcelin chud bin 

porcelin chud bin is a toilet

"jus going using ure porcelin chud bin mate"

porcelin chud bin by wammy May 17, 2006

praying at the porcelin alter 

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

praying at the porcelin alter by PeeBee February 18, 2004

Bruised the porcelin 

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

Bruised the porcelin by jimbobf June 29, 2011

Hugging the porcelin god 

Being wrapped around the toilet in a violent atempt at removing your insides. Puking your guts out in a gregarious manner. Purging. Pulling the trigger.

I tried to use the restroom but I walked in and some dude was hugging the porcelin god. He was bowed down son!! Praying to that shit!! Ha!

Hugging the porcelin god by kalebintexas May 18, 2009

Busting some porcelin 

The action performed after eating a big meal. Similar to shitting.

After that meal I am gonna be busting some porcelin

Busting some porcelin by TheHernandezWords August 5, 2007