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1.
Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
Defined in the 1984 movie of the same name
by shep Abbott February 21, 2005
 
2.
It means Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller and originates from the 1984 film C.H.U.D. But is now used to describe ugly stupid people. Most notably in the Kevin Smith film Clerks 2(2006). The phrase is mostly used in America but is now starting to become popular in the UK.
Jamie: Why don't girls like me?
Scott: Because you're a fucking chud!

Mother: Nurse when can i see my baby?
Nurse: Are you sure you want to?
Mother: yes of course! why?
Nurse: well because your baby is so fucking ugly. It must take after you. You chud.

by Glynn Thomas April 06, 2008
 
3.
Used to describe someone who is repulsively unattractive. Alternately, someone who is amateurish or unsuccessful in any given field.

Origin: Acronym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. Originally from the 1984 horror film C.H.U.D. Further popularized by the 2006 Kevin Smith comedic film Clerks II in which the term was used as an intensifier to describe someone's unattractiveness (e.g. You ugly chud!).
Damn! There are some ugly chuds at this party!
Way to fail that exam. You're such a chud.
What are these losers doing? It's like chudsville U.S.A. in here.
by Chudski February 22, 2010
 
4.
1.Acronym for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller"

2.The most dazzlingly significant piece of cinematic history.
"Stick that bitch down the sewer hole with the rest of the C.H.U.D.'s!"
by Dark Klown XXX October 19, 2006
 
5.
a defecation of at least medium width and length with a meaty apperance; very firm, with little flexibility;

Also known as a "ass stretcher"
And then he walks into the boys room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face.
by Ocho November 18, 2006
 
6.
A unattractive person whose defining characteristic of their personality is their egotism. Most often used to describe typically one-dimensional preps, chauches, or the like. A particularly mean insult; it should not be taken nor thrown around lightly.
Those chuds drinking on the patio of O'Reilly's are going to get egg-salad-sandwich bombed back to the caves they crawled out of!!!
by dcs5 June 29, 2005
 
7.
1. An individual who exhibits excessive characteristics of douchery. Basically the bro you see at the bar wearing a Rugby shirt, anything Ed Hardy or alternatively a pink polo with a collar of the popped variety.

2. A combination of all the delicious bodily fluids found in a homosapien, (blood, saliva, sperm, urine, feces, vaginal liquid).
-Note: So basically a bro

The term ‘Chud’ is a HIGHLY offensive insult, and one should carefully consider if the intended recipient is truly worthy of being deemed as such.
*Husstopher (a normal lad) is patiently waiting at the bar to garner the attention of the local barkeep where he overhears two Chuds talking*

Geoff: Yo BRO, I was at the Alanis Morissette concert last night and it was TOTALLY RIDONCULUS!
Bryan: Off the hook bro..That’s awesome! What was the broccasion?
Geoff: No broccasion bro. Oh SHIT! Your collar rolled down bro, re-pop that shit and let’s get some more Jagerbombs!
by Donald fon Ronsenburg July 22, 2010