poopfinity 

an infinite amount of poop.

ryan: "dude dont go into that outhouse, its poopfinity"
max: "damn. i gotta crap!"

poopfinity by rp1 May 23, 2007

Pooginity 

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

Pooginity by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Paranormal Pooptivity 

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

Paranormal Pooptivity by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

popefinity 

The closest one can come to death without actually dying.

Pope John Paul II hasn't croaked yet, but they keep us updated as he nears popefinity.

popefinity by zenwitch April 1, 2005

Profinity 

Profinity is the tendency for being able to do and enjoy a thing! The thing that one has profinity for can be just about anything, so long as it is something one can actively do.

I'm so jealous of people who have a natural profinity for cooking!

Profinity by ZenPulse January 18, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020