Pool-child Syndrome 

Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.

These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.

Mandy never comes over for movie night because she has pool-child syndrome

Pool-child Syndrome by S.K. Kaos March 18, 2011

Poopchild 

A child or sibling that actively makes a mess and shits everywhere. A babysitter’s nightmare.

Ben realised this wasn’t just mental retardation. He was dealing with a poopchild.

Lukas: this is disgusting! Theres tuna in that glass of milk and theres poop everywhere!
Gregory: I think we’re dealing with a poopchild.

Poopchild by Foul Being December 25, 2018

Poopchild 

When you take a shit and afterwards you ejaculate upon the turd.

Damn bro I just left a poopchild in that toilet

Poopchild by Bengonium November 6, 2023