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Someone, something or somewhere which is overpriced, over styled, over rated, or thinks more highly of itself than it deserves.
1. Darling, do you fancy going to that new little Italian place tonight? Nah, it's a bit too poncy for me. I prefer the chip shop.

2. What about the lovely diamond ring there? What? You must be joking, that's far too poncy.

3. Why don't you dress like Mike? Sorry, love, that's just too poncy for my liking.
poncy by Guillermo M P June 3, 2007
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provincial pretentiousness.
After lunch we went for a walk in the countryside and she was wearing Gucci sunglasses, Armani jeans and Prada shoes. That was sooo poncy!
poncy by Javid August 4, 2013
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Usually describing Elves from the movie and book series "Lord of the Rings." Poncy is most oftenly applied to Legolas because of his impeccable hair and skin. Poncy describes a ponce, who is essentially one who is overtly concerning with outward appearance.
Stupid poncy elf.
poncy by Yanran April 6, 2004

Poncy Nord 

A contradiction of terms, often utilised when one is so manly (viking perhaps) that it is impossible to take away from their undeniable maculinity
I must admit Rob's moustache proved that he is undoubtedly a Poncy Nord. I am so jealous
Poncy Nord by Overly manly man December 6, 2012

poverty pony

Noun; a cheap AR-15 build, often on an Anderson lower
I built this Poverty Pony for only $280 using a Black Friday kit and an Anderson blem lower
poverty pony by Svending February 5, 2018

PONY.MOV 

An online animated parody series of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It consists of the seven main characters (Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Spike) with their original appearances, but the ponies have different cutie marks and most of them have very different voices than those from the TV series. Their personalities are also greatly altered; for example, Fluttershy in the TV show is very kind to animals and has a gentle voice; in the PONY.MOV series she kills animals as well as Rainbow Dash with a chainsaw and talks like Fat Albert.
Each of the episodes focuses on one character in particular, much like the television show. They are, as of July 27, 2012, APPLE.MOV (Applejack), DRESS.MOV (Rarity), SHED.MOV (Fluttershy), MAGIC.MOV (Twilight), and PARTY.MOV (Pinkie Pie). Also there is a short dedicated to Spike titled SPIKE.MOV. There is one more episode to be made, SWAG.MOV (Rainbow Dash).
How to summarize the PONY.MOV series up to now:
Twilight: Spike, this is supposed to be an intervention, where is everypony?
Spike: Applejack's in a coma, Rarity is being held captive by Mexicans, Fluttershy's in the nuthouse and Rainbow Dash is dead.
-From PARTY.MOV
PONY.MOV by 7Flyer July 28, 2012

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013