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describing people who only care about eating, sleeping, making money, and owning crap. Very unimaginative, uncultured people with no concept of the arts, history, language, faith, travel, or why any those things should be valued. Has not visited a library or museum since the 7th grade. Doesn't know the name of a bluebird (really). Like Mr. Banks in Mary Poppins, they "can't see past the end of their nose".
Bell in Beauty and the Beast: "I want much more than this provincial life!"
by Shumado April 14, 2015
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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1. A test that only needed to be taken by 12th graders in the past. Now the school board has forced students in grade 10 and up to take them.

2. Pointless
What a bunch of shit, this thing has been pimped and hyped all year but it doesn't count for squat!
by Wheeeeeee... June 08, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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(n) a person of actual or strongly suspected low breeding and/or intellect who chronically and infuriatingly annoys those of higher breeding and/or intellect with their obnoxious demeanor and blatant, unrestrained numbskullery.

(adj) a term describing an act that is shameless and/or severely lacking in any form of class, good breeding and/or intellect.
Used as a noun: That woman over there just said "it is what it is." What a fucking provincial.

Used as an adjective: That gentleman just left the bathroom without washing his hands. That was a provincial move.
by BennyKennedy April 05, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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