5 definitions by Catman - 63
When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
Andy, why is there a huge stain on the back of your shorts did you sit in something? Oh it's no big deal I shit my pants this morning and I'm now making some Mulligan Stew.
by Catman - 63 April 26, 2013
Example 1:
Dude, what's wrong with you, why all the hiccups?
No idea, I went in for knee surgery and have had them ever since I woke up.
Dude, those aren't hiccups those are diccups. Someone rammed a dick in your mouth during the operation.
Example 2:
Looks like someone had a good time last night at the party. Stacie has a severe case of the diccups.
Dude, what's wrong with you, why all the hiccups?
No idea, I went in for knee surgery and have had them ever since I woke up.
Dude, those aren't hiccups those are diccups. Someone rammed a dick in your mouth during the operation.
Example 2:
Looks like someone had a good time last night at the party. Stacie has a severe case of the diccups.
by Catman - 63 October 17, 2021
Example1:
Guy at bar: Hey checkout the goofball drinking a beer while wearing a bib
Girlfriend: Shh someone will hear you he's 53 but identifies as a 14 month old when he eats.
Example 2:
Husband to wife: Why is there a 40 year old playing second base in this Tee ball league?
Wife: Quiet someone will hear you he's Trans-Adult and identifies as a child
Man behind them: I'm his father, chronologically he's 38 but identifies 6 year old for this league. Oh and he is destroying all Tee ball records.
Husband: That's BS
Guy at bar: Hey checkout the goofball drinking a beer while wearing a bib
Girlfriend: Shh someone will hear you he's 53 but identifies as a 14 month old when he eats.
Example 2:
Husband to wife: Why is there a 40 year old playing second base in this Tee ball league?
Wife: Quiet someone will hear you he's Trans-Adult and identifies as a child
Man behind them: I'm his father, chronologically he's 38 but identifies 6 year old for this league. Oh and he is destroying all Tee ball records.
Husband: That's BS
by Catman - 63 July 8, 2017
Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
by Catman - 63 July 8, 2017