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polywonk 

1- Verb meaning "to fellate"
2- Noun meaning "blowjob"
"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"

"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."
polywonk by Batrastard July 2, 2003
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poliwonk 

An armchair follower of political issues.
Obama just bowed to the Japanese prime minister. The right-wing poliwonks are going to have a field day with this one.
poliwonk by bmcgroarty December 1, 2009

Polywork 

A kind of approach to working wherein a person takes on multiple jobs, whether or not they are in related fields, usually to diversify their skillset and maximize their income. As the term emerged from headlines in articles published by major news outlets, the term was quickly construed to refer to the fact that many people in lower-income working-class families see one individual working two - or maybe three - jobs to just barely have enough to get by. From there, it quickly spiraled into being seen as a buzzword used by capitalists to justify the income inequality needed to force people to work that much to survive, seeing as it always took a neutral to positive tone throughout each and every piece that claimed that working multiple jobs is good for you, actually!
To put it simply, it's some real bullshit used to skrt around the idea that one job should make you enough money to live comfortably. The term is putting the idea that people working several jobs is a recent affair that is done with full consent and enthusiasm that are being manufactured in real time.
Paired with the idea that being tired all the fucking time is a great privilege, it makes millennials and gen z seem like whiny little entitled bitches for suggesting that we should change how the systems of the world work to not suck ass, thus furthering the pointless generational war and the death of the planet and humanity.
Polywork is when you're in a relationship with multiple jobs and they all fuck you.
Polywork by unconquerableStars December 6, 2021

polyworkory 

Having more than one work-spouse, with each work-spouse having full knowledge and consent of the other.
Don, Sally, and Randy complete each other's rants now at lunch. Serious polyworkory going on there.
polyworkory by Susie Donym January 29, 2021

polyworkorus 

The practice of having more than one work-spouse, with each work-spouse having full knowledge and consent of the other.
Harry, and Steve are in a polyworkorus relationship with Ann. They are headed off to lunch again.
polyworkorus by Susie Donym January 29, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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