45 definitions by Batrastard

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1- A whiny bitch who somehow got his hands on a guitar and sings like a eunuch whilst dressed as a nerd

2- Someone who likes emo music; a fagmort
"I'm gonna get some nerdy glasses, a hundred dollar guitar, and fail at leapfrogging over a fire hydrant so that I may sing like an emofag."

"Dashboard Confessional? You fail at life, emofag."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003

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Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.
"Dude, fuck losing... just AHVB that shit down!!!!"
by Batrastard July 02, 2003

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- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time
"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."
by Batrastard July 19, 2003

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1- The male ejaculatory fluid, especially when deposited somewhere other than the woman's vagina

2- The act of a male ejaculating
The male porn star got spoo all over the woman's face.

Oh, baby, I'm about to spoo!
by Batrastard April 19, 2003

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1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life
1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.
by batrastard October 30, 2005

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A particularly accommodating female sexual partner
When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003

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A compound word ("hypocrite" + "cunt") meaning a worthless woman who consistently says one thing and does another. Used as a noun.
That hypocunt says she likes to be with nice guys, but will dump them at the first sight of an asshole who will treat her like shit.
by Batrastard May 24, 2003

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