pizown 

a great new alternative to owning, but its all the better, PIZOWNED MAN, great to use, if ur a geek on a comp or sumthin :P

O man that n33b waws usin a botd champ axe, i just pizowned him /w my hammerdin

pizown by pwnface June 9, 2005

pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005

pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

Pozowned

1. To be owned by a chav. Usually a gobby youngster with an ASBO. Often reffered to as an As-Boy.

"You just got Pozowned, n00b"

Pozowned by Sibbers December 3, 2005

pizon 

A guy who fucks a lot...
Some one who has a lot of sex!

Steven es un pizon, because he has a lot of sex with bitches!

pizon by bitchass305 September 28, 2010

pizoned 

The act of being totally and completely owned

Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.

pizoned by Jared Fraser June 3, 2006

pizowned 

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx

j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11

pizowned by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003