37 definitions by Vertigo
Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.
Net Girl: I gotta go. I'm gonna take a shower.
Net Guy: Mind if I join ya? XD
by Vertigo Jan 11, 2004 add a video
1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )
Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette
by vertigo Feb 8, 2006 add a video
Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself
Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!
by Vertigo May 23, 2004 add a video
bell-shaped candy composed mainly of sugar
can also mean cute girl
That girl Becky is sure one sweet gumdrop.
by Vertigo Jan 8, 2004 add a video
n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by vertigo Feb 22, 2006 add a video
When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez
whoa that suicide girl was totally low rez, look at the hail damage on her ass!
by vertigo Dec 29, 2004 add a video
a weird nerd
That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.
by Vertigo Jan 14, 2003 add a video