Pirate Pants

Men's shorts that go down to the middle of the calf. Black. Made of material that does NOT unravel when cut, therefore, the bottoms are cut all zig zag to look rugged, but not unraveled. Also, made of material that sheds water rather than soaks it up. Good swim trunks and all round summer wear.

A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).

If some chick callz me Pirate Pants "Capris" or "Cool-lots" are stab 'er in zee crotch wit' me meat dagger. AARRGGHH!!

Pirate Pants by Cap'n. Jack Sparrow July 31, 2006

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pirate pants

Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.

Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle

Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."

also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass

pirate pants by Krosios May 6, 2006

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pirate pants

stupid looking pants that are tight at the waist and get very big at the end, making the wearing , who is usually (and hopefully) a girl, look extremly stupid.

Lindsay-hey, do you like my new pants.

Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.

Lindsay-Oh.

pirate pants by Sanji McIndian September 1, 2005

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pirate of mens pants

n. Swashbuckling term for your Jolly Rogerer, can also be used to describe shirt-lifting Gilbert and Sullivan fans. Like there are some that don't

You 'erd abahht that nonce elton john, e's a pirate of mens pants if ever I saw one

pirate of mens pants by monkeyman February 11, 2004

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Pirate of Men's Pants

gay, sausage jockey, drops his anchor in poo harbour, crafty butcher

He's defo a pirate of men's pants

Pirate of Men's Pants by hector poach August 29, 2010

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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