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A pinky sweater is a rare, complex, and sacred binding agreement. Two consenting parties perform strenuous calisthenics with their respective pinky fingers until clammy enough to be deemed "sweaty pinkies", then, while maintaining sweaty pinky-to-pinky contact exchange unbreakable vowels of commitment to a predetermined cause.
Priest: "Do you, John Doe, take thee Jane Doe to be thy bride in holy matrimony, as long as you both shall live?"

John Doe: "I Pinky Sweater it"
pinky sweater by MaynardWords October 15, 2010
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PINK SWEATER 

Someone who lacks authority or power.When giving orders...or leading people...those you lead are more likely to follow if they respect your ability & competence.Otherwise-you might just as well be wearing something pink.
PROJECT MANAGER:"The schedule has us pouring the foundation tomorrow.Let's get 'er done!"

CONSTRUCTION WORKER:"Has this guy ever ever poured more than a cup of coffee? We're not even done tying the steel."

FOREMAN:"I'll deal with it.He's the Architects' nephew.Tryin' to get some work experience."

WORKER:"Oh great.The arky sends a PINK SWEATER out here to
bark orders.Send his ass to Starbuks."
PINK SWEATER by L.MARTIN November 17, 2005

Pink Sweater 

1. Noun: Euphemism/Colloquial term for a female's vagina. "Wearing" the Pink Sweater refers to the act of intercourse.
Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: I met this girl at the club and I was wearing the pink sweater in no time.
Pink Sweater by sexbomboneil September 6, 2009