Pineapple: necessary safe word used if one is in danger of hitting a level of white-girl wasted. On a good night, one hopes to reach a fun level of “half pineapple,” but friends don’t let friends reach “full pineapple” without good reason (divorce party, hilarious break-up). If one is already drunk and in danger of doing shots they need to be “pineappled” by their friends and cut off immediately.
“Oh man, I am so hungover, why didn’t you pineapple me last night?”
“Mariah was so wasted she was dropping shots, she should’ve been pineappled way earlier in the night.”
“Yesterday was a great night, I maintained a solid level of half pineapple. So much fun, I remember everything.”
by Nojudgey July 14, 2014
A) Yes, We all know it's a fruit.
B) A code word used by collegiates (or anyone sharing a room) to notify his/her roommate that he/she is getting laid.

Verbally it is spoken to get the roommate out of the room to engage in sexual activity or Written on a sticky note and put on the door to

avoid a walk in.
A): If you are looking for the literal pineapple fruit, you shouldn't be on here.
B): Joe put a sticky note with "Pineapples" written on it so his roommate wouldn't walk in on him banging Jen.

Joe: I need the room tonight.

Tim: Why?

Joe: Pineapples.

Tim: Ah. The room's yours.
by Delta_Menace September 22, 2013
said when one answers the phone mid-sexual activity, signals the person calling to call back in an hour.
Son of a bitch, Mike went to his girlfriend's house so when i called to find out where he was, he pineapple'd me
by The Reverend Sychnine Twitch December 14, 2008
The term used to define gayer than gay. The name derives from the pineapple dance studios. One would not be simply known as a gay, but a pineapple. The actions of a pineapple are beyond gay that even a standard homosexual would appear straight to the raging pineapple!
You are acting like a pineapple my dear friend.

Stop acting like a pineapple; you're making the gays look straight.
by IceSculpturer September 05, 2014
One word phrase most knowingly used by the comedian/actor Kevin Hart. Used when a person feels a situation they are in is awkward or inappropriate and feels very uncomfortable. Out of their comfort zone. When a person is sharing information that you just dont want to hear or needed to know.
This chick I went out with last night ended up being a dude!!
Oh my god, pineapples!!!
by Research=ProvenFacts June 21, 2014
Another word for a genderless person, like he or she.
My name is (insert name here) and I am a proud pineapple.
I think I'm only attracted to pineapples now, dude..
by TrippleM July 04, 2013
a delicious fruit asking used to make fun of other in a retared way
why you such a pineapple
by Smartypants911 May 13, 2015

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