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43.
One word phrase most knowingly used by the comedian/actor Kevin Hart. Used when a person feels a situation they are in is awkward or inappropriate and feels very uncomfortable. Out of their comfort zone. When a person is sharing information that you just dont want to hear or needed to know.
This chick I went out with last night ended up being a dude!!
Oh my god, pineapples!!!
by Research=ProvenFacts June 21, 2014
 
44.
A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition
Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I
by pseudojones June 19, 2014
 
45.
A) Yes, We all know it's a fruit.
B) A code word used by collegiates (or anyone sharing a room) to notify his/her roommate that he/she is getting laid.

Verbally it is spoken to get the roommate out of the room to engage in sexual activity or Written on a sticky note and put on the door to

avoid a walk in.
A): If you are looking for the literal pineapple fruit, you shouldn't be on here.
B): Joe put a sticky note with "Pineapples" written on it so his roommate wouldn't walk in on him banging Jen.

Joe: I need the room tonight.

Tim: Why?

Joe: Pineapples.

Tim: Ah. The room's yours.
by Delta_Menace September 22, 2013
 
46.
The symbol for the magical sub-reddit group, R/TREES.
Hey dude look! That guy over there has a pineapple on his shirt i wonder if he is an ent too!
by mcdozi January 04, 2013
 
47.
said when one answers the phone mid-sexual activity, signals the person calling to call back in an hour.
Son of a bitch, Mike went to his girlfriend's house so when i called to find out where he was, he pineapple'd me
by The Reverend Sychnine Twitch December 14, 2008
 
48.
Another word for a genderless person, like he or she.
My name is (insert name here) and I am a proud pineapple.
I think I'm only attracted to pineapples now, dude..
by TrippleM July 04, 2013
 
49.
Two words: hot sex
Person A: Wanna have some pineapple?
Person B: Sure!
by Asbestos Arnold March 22, 2013