8 definitions by Nick your stuff
After a whole bunch of laybacks at the Ruby Lounge, they decided to rig up a toy train to do laps of the party room. It was supposed to deliver shots. Instead it just fell on passed out people.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
Cam and Matt get totally matt-arsed, buck naked and did that BBQ Bro thing. It wasn't gay. It was just two guys (Cam and Matt) naked in a spa with silicon coated tongs.
by Nick your stuff February 22, 2019
Matt bought a $3,000 BBQ then wouldn't shut up about how good he was at cooking steak.
He finally BBQ some aged steaks for us...
It was ok. Sure. But he was still a steaktard.
He finally BBQ some aged steaks for us...
It was ok. Sure. But he was still a steaktard.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
Matt was late home, so his girlfriend Meg-lin was a bit pissed off...
Sorry babe, I'll make it up to you by giving you a 2 course banquet.
Sorry babe, I'll make it up to you by giving you a 2 course banquet.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020
Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020