A phrase coined by Elaine on the TV show "Seinfeld." Refers to Elaine's favorite kind of birth control that was ultimately taken off the market. Elaine bought all the remaining stock she could get her hands on and then hoarded her stash of sponges. She defined her dates as being "sponge-worthy" or not i.e. if they had sex. If he was worth using one of her hoarded sponges!
Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!
Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!
Quofola means a bald man that eats sponges.
I just saw a Quofola in the street. He freaked me out.
1. n. a wildlife expedition on which can be found creatures of all shapes, sizes, and sounds
2. v. to go on a musical rampage that may or may not involve paint and sponges
Billy: Last night I went on a GioSafari through Central Park.
Cindy: Oh yea? Did you see the Backwater Opera?
Billy: No, but the squirrels were singing beautiful arias.
Let's GioSafari like it's 1999!
When homosexual women scrub each other with sponges.
Like, oh my goodness. Katie just loofahdyked me and it was FABULOUS !
when a girl gets fucked repitidaly thro the week and sponges it all out and makes cup cakes out of it and feeds it to random people on the street.
i think i just ate a sponge cake?
The last few pieces of popcorn at the bottom of the bowl that sucks up all the buttery goodness.
Jess: Are you done with the popcorn?
Trav: Are you not aware of the butter sponges!
Jess: Sorry I forgot.
Trav: No butter sponges for you!
to get through something successfully while being laid back about everything
I don't get it. He just sponges through life like he don't care but he's still well off.