philpert
A silly rantan who can't climb trees yet. Philperts are often only three (years old). A philpert often hails from the village 'Tipping Philpert', in the Cotswalds.
philpert by Divit Ran Tan February 16, 2008
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Philbert
OG: Did you hear Jack ate some trash in the lunch room because they didn’t have any cream for his coffee?
G: He’s a full on Philbert!
G: He’s a full on Philbert!
Philbert by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
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Philbert
A great lad and a trustworthy friend. He's always got your back and is very of the nice.
Also he is much better than anyone named Torres.
Also he is much better than anyone named Torres.
He is like Philbert
Philbert
A large feline animal creature which likes to sit on packing supplies while reading books about fish.
Philbert by LTmcbisket July 26, 2010
Philbert's Roadhouse
Man 1: Wanna go to Philbert's Roadhouse with me
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.
Philbert's Roadhouse by eggsmceggington March 3, 2021
philbert and his cavity man
This is when this guy named patrick comes up to you and hires his dentist to chew off your feet, or just shove them into a dog bowl for a few hours.
philbert and his cavity man)- So last night I was attacked by a wolf. shrally and her sisters)-That is pretty neat. philbert and his cavity man)- I know, I'm pretty impressive.
philbert and his cavity man by Mr. Crosy May 19, 2016
philbert
philbert by eugene :)) November 22, 2021
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