phased

how illiterates spell "fazed"

Children and 20-somethings write "phased" instead of fazed because nobody cares about homonyms anymore.

by purple415 May 30, 2009

The Phase

a period of time in which 75-85% of a high school student's conversations are built around drugs

"All James talks about is how much weed he smokes"
"Yeah, he's in the phase"

by applestrudelman September 25, 2019

phased

Disheartened, forlorn, stunned in a negative way

"Man, you lost, but don't be phased."

by David December 16, 2004

Phase

When one vibrates at a specific frequency and the molecules align just in a way to slip through an object. There is an astronomically low chance this can happen, last recorded in ancient egypt, when a script fell through his chair.

So I was scratching my cheese and my hand phased right through it!

by RustOnTeeth December 30, 2017

phased

To come across a situation that is completely unexpected or a moment where one is not prepared for what's to come

I was forced to go up there and sing a song, but I bombed it because I was completely phased.

by Earl S. April 27, 2009

Phase

Used to describe a period in someone's life when they think they are "too cool" to hang out with their slightly stranger, scaldier yet better craic friends. More commonly known as "te phase". People tend to see the light at the end of "te phase" and return, whether by choice or simply due to the abuse they receive from their friends. "Te phase" is not something to be proud of. Those in it tend to care a lot about their image, getting lots of likes on their Facebook photos, and going to the 'cool' peoples' parties.

Note: "Scaldy" is a word to describe someone who does not care about how they look and often have poor personal hygiene. They usually do not brush their hair, have year old braids, and are no strangers to camping at festivals all through the summer. Scaldy is the opposite to being in "te phase".

Person 1: "Hey *insert name here*, you coming to the dinner party tonight with the music gang?"

Phasey Person: "Aw sorry I can't, I don't have enough money."

Person 2: "But it's only in my house, you won't need to be spending any money?"

Phasey Person: "...... Oh yeah .... Ehhh ..... Well to be honest I'm actually going out to a house party with my school friends....."

Person 2: "OH MY GOD!!! YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED IN TE PHASE!"

Person 1: "Ughhh such a PHASE!!"

by focloir April 24, 2014

phased

something being done bit by bit - in phases

The build up of his YouTube portfolio of scooter tricks was phased as he added new edits each weekend.

by geofarce February 12, 2017