Phaze, as in Dream Phaze. To dream phaze is to experience an engineered dream. From the novel series Dream Phaze, which was internet forum slang to differentiate an organic dream from an engineered dream.
-noun
1. a gun
more specifically;
a weapon made of a metal tube, with mechanicalattachments, from which projectiles are discharged by the force of an explosion.
Phizer is the midichlorian of Awesomeness within every living thing.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags.
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.