perts 

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

perts by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

perts 

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

perts by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

pernus

A deformed willy

Rebecca has a pernus

pernus by Thestrangelittlenubby November 9, 2013

pernty 

a name to describe a person with either a positive or negative connotation.

Micah, you pernty, why would you ever fucking lick that ball?

pernty by Benz Balzoonya April 10, 2008

pernt 

Point.

The pernt of this lesson, gentlemen, is to enunciate words properly.

pernt by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Pernis 

The extra material on trousers etc, making it look as if your penis is sticking out.

"Dude, is that your nob?" "No, it's my pernis."

Pernis by Alf & Benj April 22, 2008

pentsexual 

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.

person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.

pentsexual by roger129 August 4, 2011