performing a Harry 

when somebody is awaiting you in your home or hotel and when you arrive he isn't responding when ringing the bell or by phone for hours. Sometimes a Harry deluxe can occur which implicits that you are stucked and cannot go to another place so you have to wait outside and gonna have a rest by covering yourself with old newspapers.

Person 1: Dude, we arrived at 8pm but you werent there - that was a typical harry!
Person 2: Yes guys, I was performing a Harry I am very sorry about that!

performing a Harry by Dawei81 April 24, 2014

Performing monkey 

Someone that would do anything to keep the guy/girl they like happy. Also involves doing almost anything that they ask without thinking and putting their needs before their own.

Steve asked me to work out his overtime for the past 6 months while I was flat out at work

Wow and you did it? Are you his performing monkey or something?!

Performing monkey by Pizzacat0987654321 June 5, 2014

performing parent 

over-acting and/or over-performing the role of a parent in public making certain that everyone can hear their use of parenting skills; perhaps trying to demonstrate that they are the "perfect parent" when in fact they fail miserably at home.

Although Sara was standing directly in front of her 2 year old daughter in the store, she spoke loudly and explained in adult terms why her toddler shouldn't throw the food out of the cart. Sara spoke loudly to make sure that everyone in the market heard how she "disciplined" her child seeking the attention and/or praise of those around her.

Sara is a performing parent.

performing parent by michelinelaughs August 12, 2009

performing art 

having sex, or performing sexual acts on another person.

I live for food and performing arts on people

performing art by bjchick June 3, 2016

Performing Arts Academy 

Located in Lakehurst NJ, (PAA) is a performing arts school. This is a caucasian school with a small handful of other races the rest pretend to be. Most have bad dancing skills besides the ones that major in dance. The people here are quiet and have no personality. They would take fame over friends any day. People here are very fake and there are many clicks. The drama here will be everywhere but the stage. If you want to go here it is not as good as it seems. It will be good for the first month but everything changes from there.

Thats a strange school
Oh you mean Performing Arts Academy?

Performing Arts Academy by PAA grad May 7, 2018

Performing stupid shit 

Azalea

Performing stupid shit is quite an azalea thing to do

Performing stupid shit by Jake dubiel August 13, 2017

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021