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1, never give the kids back
2, more disgusting hoe shit
I love fuckin kids soo much I'll never give em back.
Its peddo law! Cuz peddos stick together like shit and dick
Peddo law by Jesse peddo Peterson November 25, 2025
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Speddo Peddo 

"Check out this guy coming up fast on my left in his creepy van, what a speddo peddo."
Speddo Peddo by Patatat April 27, 2009
a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton
"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"
pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018
A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.
It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.

Kill a Pedo Day 

On November 13th, people are allowed to brutally murder pedophiles in any way they want. The pedophiles can’t do anything to defend themselves.
Person 1: hey it’s “kill a pedo day.”

Person 2: YEAH LETS MURDER THEM FUCKS!
Kill a Pedo Day by Brodym5ster November 4, 2022

pedo-netter 

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.
Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.
pedo-netter by jpg3 August 22, 2011