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hankie pankie 

The red mark you get after someone slaps you w/ the phalanges
Sydney gave me a hankie pankie because i make fun of her broken phalange
hankie pankie by Gendersex February 19, 2018

Hankie Pankie 

Noun or verb|A superior way to say sexual intercorse. Not to be confused with the Hokey Pokey.
Zer:How close are you guys.
Sand:We’re gonna do the hankie pankie soon. ;)
Zer:MMMMMMMMMHH
Hankie Pankie by SandboxSandstone October 4, 2018

Frankie-Pankie Wankie 

Receiving a handjob from your partner while they are wearing a budget Frankenstein mask
“Yo bro, last night I had the most epic Frankie-Pankie Wankie, it was an utter monster wank!”
Frankie-Pankie Wankie by MouseStew October 19, 2020
All Time Travelers created by God are offered eternal Sanctuary if they expose themselves and take their “Panties” off by doing the following:

(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.

The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.
The move THE OTHER GUYS (2010) says “you can either take your Panties off or walk the plank, the choice is yours” on the computer right before the cucumber water/bribe scene.

The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.
Panties by 10Romans9Timecop1994 October 10, 2023
When you get just shit bagged at a party and pilfer panties from the bedroom of the hot chick who lives there. You then pass out, and are caught wearing them.
Ted: "Check out O'Connell passed out wearing that chicks panties! What a freak!!!"

Steve: "You mean O'PANTIES!!!!"
o'panties by cberry April 16, 2014

Pinkie Cult

An amazing group which worship the beautiful, godly power of the pinkie finger.
Oh wow, the pinkie cult know what they are doing, they have such nice pinkies.