Sand Panda 

An over weight middle eastern homosexual male

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."

Sand Panda by Kayke July 8, 2010

sand panda 

The action of shitting on a sand-dune and watching the turd roll down the sand. This is called a sand-panda. Commonly used by Australian surfie folk.

"I just stood in a sand-panda! DAMN"

sand panda by bexta July 29, 2005

panda sandwich 

a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.

goes good with a cum frap.

Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.

panda sandwich by anthony6969 July 15, 2006

sandy panda

a very very dirty, very very naughty sexual position.

sandy panda 6 dolla.

sandy panda by dmill January 12, 2008

of pandas and people 

Retarded creationist/intelligent design textbook in which empirical science is utterly discarded in favor of supernatural explanations, Goddidit idiocy, and other bullshit. This book is supported by creationist dumbfucks who have been know to deny Galileo's heliocentric model.

Creationist Retard: Hey, have you read Of Pandas and People?
Joel: Yeah. My IQ dropped around 30 points, my powers of reasoning have been destroyed, and I am now homeless. Thanks, Creationist Retard!

of pandas and people by of pandas and people January 6, 2009

pandapandering 

Hanky panky

Quit that pandapandering!

pandapandering by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009

pandas and viagra 

Used to describe a completely random event and/or situation; can be used to break the awkard silence after such an event for a humorous effect.

Dude 1: "Hey check out all these hot chicks. Which one's hotter?"
Dude 2: "I like eggs."

***Akward moment of silence***

Dude 3: "That's more random than pandas and viagra."

pandas and viagra by Miguel Angel December 13, 2008