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So when I was at the crib I felt alittle bewilled for tha fact that I got killed now about every time I’m still but I just can shake this chilll$?!
:Paket:

“Aye you remember Jonny”
“Yea why he was tracked to my house”
“Yesterday you think he went to your house

Nah he’s not over here”
{Daaat Daaat Datt}
(Rhirhi)
“Ohh okkk I’ll just get in touch with him later”
“Ohhh alright nah I’ll talk to you toomarow”
“Ok”
Paket by OneNippiKid June 14, 2021
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paket phoenix

Renember that hot guy on a indonesian internet page that turned into a meme? no than im hallucinating then....
Telkomsel kinda succs but telkomsel paket phoenix doesnt succ...
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Where’s Paetzke

The phrase one uses when they try to find someone who is lost on the roof of a building.

It is applicable in any situation and is very universal.
Hey guys, Where’s Paetzke?
Where’s Paetzke by JAXS123 September 19, 2019
A Paetra is a kind person. She can have a temper, so don't get on her bad side. But if you do happen to be a friend. you are a pretty lucky person. She is accepting, beutiful, smart and hilarious. She probably has red or dark hair. She doesn't see herself as amazing, even though she is. She is pretty and intelligant, but won't admit it. She is a special person you will never find a duplicate of.
person 1- "I wish I had a best friend"
person 2- "find yourself a Paetra. You will never be dissapointed."
Paetra by Vicky Kurt June 29, 2011
A paktra is a a betrayal. She will always betray you and she always lies about her age. A paktra Will do inappropriate things and do 18+ stuff. She thinks she’s all that but she really is SHIT
Guy#1:Woah who is that?
Guys#2:Ugh it’s a paktra she lies and does 18+ stuff she’s not really the age she is.
paktra by Moise678 September 17, 2018

Pakteria 

A scourge of genetic organismns which thrive on it's host.

Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
A battalion of British rifleman have turned their weapons on themselves in the face of a murderous pong fog of Pakteria.
Pakteria by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021

paget-cuteness 

Noun: A unique state of human existence that encompasses being cute, adorable, AND hot.
Many fans find actress Paget Brewster has a great deal of paget-cuteness.

The totality of her (Paget's) paget-cuteness is immense.
paget-cuteness by LT_who? January 26, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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