One who lies about their IQ to try and make a clever point about something they never understood.
I'm someone with an IQ over 30. I don't like football fans because my friends were football fans and when I said I didn't like football they all pointed at me and called me names. Now I just sit at home writing mean things about them on the internet coz I've got no real friends of my own... only Colin the Computer, he's my friend. He's never mean to me. THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT REAL!!!!!!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.