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orgasmache 

A headache that occurs as a result of an orgasm. Orgasm headaches are a real condition with varied causes.
I would love to have sex, but I'm afraid I'll get an orgasmache.
orgasmache by Bat Mommy December 3, 2011
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orgasmaplegic 

The inability to use one's legs after fantastic sex.
Nicky demanded that Neil retrieve the cigarettes from downstairs as she was currently orgasmaplegic.
orgasmaplegic by nic n neil June 13, 2008

orgasmaphoric 

The definition of a feeling or sensation that both indulges the senses in the same way as an orgasm and the feeling of euphoria often paired with a deep motion of snuggling down and resting, fully satisfied and complacent.
The butterflies in my tummy made way for an orgasmaphoric wave once he and I made love.
orgasmaphoric by -Ve² April 4, 2019

orgasmaphonic 

the sounds and other vocalizations made while orgasming
the sounds she made were positively orgasmaphonic!
orgasmaphonic by matty boy2009 March 23, 2009

orgasmacited

so excited it's like having an orgasm
I am so excited to eat this chocolate, i am like ORGASMACITED!
orgasmacited by cheesy5444 June 26, 2004

orgasmashit 

When you really need to go for a dump, and it feels really, really good when you do.
I had to hold it in all day, but when I got home, I had the greatest orgasmashit EVER!
orgasmashit by Graham Bell December 6, 2006

Orgasmageddon

The impending moment every girl faces when she runs out of orgasms. Orgasms are limited in number and will eventually be impossible to have.
She didn't know it, but every orgasm she used, brought her closer to Orgasmageddon.
Orgasmageddon by Always Dripping February 8, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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