optuse 

a biggety person. somebody who thinks there shit dnt stink.

dude robert ur so optuse. u suck. ur not that great

optuse by J"truth" January 24, 2009

obtuse 

stupid -- dim-witted

"he seemed quite obtuse"

obtuse by Mobius July 21, 2004

Opused 

Used like a synonym for phrase "fucked in the ass"
This therm first came out in early March '15 when dirty neckbeard moderator called Opusthefowl was so frustrated (who won't be, sitting his whole day on forum) that other people started to feeling the heat from his asshole.

Damn, dude I was opused so hard, that I can't come back for next 24 hours.

MadMat, please give OpusTheFowl some vacation time, he's been sitting here for last 4 years straight! And by now, has just opused the whole forum.

Opused by tRollinpatrolin March 2, 2015

Obtuse 

that word that the guy out of shawshank redemption said

Andy: ur so obtuse

Warden: zomg i are not

Obtuse by Dabetts January 19, 2011

weaponized obtuseness 

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.

By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.

weaponized obtuseness by D_Cooper December 19, 2018

Obtuse 

An angle between 90 and 180 degrees. Used in math. Other angles include:

right angle/right
acute angle/acute
straight angle/straight
reflex angle/reflex

That angle of 120 degrees is obtuse.

Obtuse by Dice/Alex June 6, 2004

Optosexual 

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"

Optosexual by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020