Used like a synonym for phrase "fucked in the ass"
This therm first came out in early March '15 when dirty neckbeard moderator called Opusthefowl was so frustrated (who won't be, sitting his whole day on forum) that other people started to feeling the heat from his asshole.

Damn, dude I was opused so hard, that I can't come back for next 24 hours.

MadMat, please give OpusTheFowl some vacation time, he's been sitting here for last 4 years straight! And by now, has just opused the whole forum.

Opused by tRollinpatrolin March 2, 2015

Obtuse

that word that the guy out of shawshank redemption said

Andy: ur so obtuse

Warden: zomg i are not

Obtuse by Dabetts January 19, 2011

weaponized obtuseness

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.

By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.

weaponized obtuseness by D_Cooper December 19, 2018

Obtuse

An angle between 90 and 180 degrees. Used in math. Other angles include:

right angle/right
acute angle/acute
straight angle/straight
reflex angle/reflex

That angle of 120 degrees is obtuse.

Obtuse by Dice/Alex June 6, 2004

Optosexual

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"

Optosexual by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026