A pretender who trolls around forums and comment boxes, crying "newfag" whenever the Internet is enjoying itself. The onymus is a hypocrite—a lonely soul with a name, hated by real people and forsaken by actual anonymous.
"Newfags...this is neither epic or win."
"Oh, no! It's an onymus! We're screwednow, ladies, because we're not supposed to have fun."
"Buncha faggots. I'm outta here."
The most renowned debater he goes by names such as Mix or Ging and his name is….ONYMZ. He is an og Naruto debater who likes to show of his big muscles sometimes. And he isn’t fat.
“Oh my god mother Onymz has proposed, I might faint and put my ass in his hands due to how muscular and knowledgeable of a debater he is. **moans**”
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"