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To fall down in an undignified way, especially if done slowly.
"Look at Ed, he's going to faint.

He's going.....

He's going.....

He's going.....

He's down!"
by Ed Saunt (The Faint) February 16, 2006
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A state of giving just a sneek preview of what being dead feels like.
I try to make myself faint every damn minute so i can actually skip ahead and die.
by ::KiLLaH: December 07, 2003
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Faint has live strings. It is a wicked song
by Ditto39 March 05, 2004
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A Faint is similar to the Taint but it is the area between the lower nose and upper lip.
Rachel said she wants a mustache ride, I said well then mount the Faint
by JJDynomite97 February 24, 2009
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v. something people do if they can't stand learning about blook and guts in health
If someone faints, don't tease them or they'll pull your hair.
by saunia October 17, 2006
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Something that sucks or is totally lameo. Can also be used followed by "attack" if something totally faint happens.
"Tool tickets just sold out in 30 seconds and now we have to buy them on ebay for 3820 dollars"
"Faint attack"
by ikilledkenny21x August 13, 2006
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the area between your nose and your upper lip. Much like the taint.
you kiss his faint, so why not kiss his taint?
by jamie and katelyn February 15, 2009
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