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Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopusseyphobia 

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.
" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

Octopiss 

V. Oc-to-piss To piss 8 times in a row
Octopiss by SomeoneSomethingIdk October 11, 2009

octopied 

Noun
The state of being fucked by two dicks in the asshole and two in the pussy, meanwhile four dicks reside in the oral cavity. It is also a portmaneu of creampie; internal cumshot required.
Yo this party is awesome some bitch is gettin octopied in the pool.
octopied by rex danson October 18, 2012

Octopussied 

The act of getting penetrated by 8 dicks in you pussy.
Damn, Becka got octopussied last night.
Octopussied by JayJay06 September 18, 2016

occupissed 

You are pissed off by what is occupying your brains capacity and time.
This project has me occupissed!
occupissed by Battizalez January 23, 2023