nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

nut squeezer by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007

Nut Squeeze 

Its a painful action that contains two males. one will use his hand open to drag it to the other's groins, or testicles, or nuts, then keep his hand dragged in. then he will start adding pressure on the nuts as he twist in his hands. This action keeps for 15 seconds minumum.
It's cool, try it out and record it on youtube.

Man, once in the camp i was sleeping when both my friends came in the tent and ductaped me to the bed i'm sleeping on, then they woke me up by a perfect nut squeeze that i screamed so that all the camp students and coaches may hear. the tough captain came in released me. he ductaped both my friends after hanging them a wedgie on the tree. and each member in the camp gave them a good kick in the balls. they deserve it although they're my friends

Nut Squeeze by michael-mikey November 6, 2007

Nut squeeze 

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain

My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.

Nut squeeze by Biggest brain December 11, 2022