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Jim Boner testicle nut blast by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017
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Funky Nut Blast
When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste
Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”
Funky Nut Blast by onfonem666 August 18, 2021
funky nut blast
Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu
1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast
2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast
klm- thats a funky nut blast
2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast
funky nut blast by therealfunkynutblast August 7, 2018
Monkey Nut Blast
Monkey Nut Blast by Jokeynutblast December 13, 2016
Testicular nut blast
When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
Testicular nut blast by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
chunky nut blast
chunky nut blast by OkamiODonnell March 4, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"