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1. Number two
Rhyming slang for doing a poo.
Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?
2. Number two
Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.
Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.
3. number two
evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?
4. number two
n. defecation
I gotta go do a number two.
by fizzle Apr 1, 2004 add a video
5. Number Two
An adjective used to describe someone of awesome character.
Man, you are such a Number Two.
6. number two
an act of defacation, a bowel movement
Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.
7. number two
Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.
"Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two."
by Irene Aug 19, 2004 add a video
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